June 2011
Jun 1st
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That moment when…..
you get a client with poor grammer. I’m do not want to put together a puzzle of words to understand what you are trying to ask me. I don’t care if we’re just having a simple conversation but we’re trying to make a business deal. Be Professional. 
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May 2011
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" CAN YOU SEE ME CAN YOU SEE ME
WIT YO VISINE ONNNNN? “ …………Drake’s annoying. 
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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May 27th
“Michael Jordan is probably the greatest scorer to ever play in the game, but I...”
– Scottie Pippen (!) on ESPN Radio’s Mike & Mike show Oh that’s cool, just pour a whole thing of Morton salt in the wound and then take a piss all over it why don’t you.  (via nbaoffseason) ” but he keeps everybody involved “  Am I sensing some hate here? Were you not involved...
May 27th
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May 27th
The LeBron James Headband Timeline →
nbaoffseason: Wonderful case study by Trey Kerby I guess I wasn’t the only that noticed this.
May 27th
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Dear Mavericks of Dallas,
You got screwed in 2006 and you have a good chance of getting screwed again. As much as I dislike Mark Cuban (Cuben,Cubin?) I Seriously Hope Jason Kidd, Dirk, and Peja Finally Gets Their Rings.
May 27th
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“They’re Hollywood, but very good.”
– Joakim Noah, on the Heat (via nbaoffseason)
May 27th
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We're gonna EXPLODE next year.
xcamillerose: Thank you to the Chicago Bulls for an AMAZING season.  BUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR US NEXT YEAR. ALWAYS WILL BE SUPPORTING. NO MATTER WHAT. All this criticism means 1 thing for DRose. Endless Practice in the gym, if he gets anywhere near his growth this season next year……..watch out.
May 27th
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I hope the Mavs beat the Heat,
fxckyoujosh: and Lebron cries hysterically on National T.V. SWEEEEPPPPP!!!!! ….unless Dirk chokes and goes cold.
May 27th
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May 27th
Someone in the NBA
Need to really call out the Refs on that one. 12 point lead cut down to 6 on two possessions in 2 mins all on Free Throws.  Come on now, even Heat fans have to admit they got away with one tonight.
May 27th
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These Refs
Are either blind or idiots.
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